PMS! What kind of punishment is this!!!!!????

  Thanks a lot Eve, you selfish biatch!  Thanks to you ALL women must now suffer the monthly curse for most of our lives.  HA!  Not that all the gross stuff isn't bad enough...NO I won't go into details anyone that reads this I'm sho is grown enough to know.  BUT the freaking PMS....are you freaking kidding me!!!  Not real sure about what flies in our legal system as to how to get out of some prison time or the like.  But any woman that has bad PMS knows this should be a total pardon.  I would be willing to bet most of the females in prison that done killed a nikka were PMSing and whomever got whacked probably did something like ....sit a glass on the coffee table without a coaster or lay on the bed just after she made it...I would put some serious dough on this!!
  The rage that we can feel during this time is FAR from normal, not to mention the roller coaster ride of emotions that hit us.  And to go from wanted to cut someone (OH CALM DOWN a lil flesh wound never hurt anyone) to crying during the Today show when Anne Curry is being welcome on as the new co-host...and  btw I never liked Meridith anyway so BEAT IT....besides the point I mean WTF is that??!?!?  Seriously, my friends all want to take a week vacation minimum from me when I hit this point of the month. 
   I would love for any man to have to go through this, just for a month so they might understand when we literally GO CRAZY....you think we actually want to act like an emotional, rage filled, total BIATCH....HELL no it's just as miserable for us as those in our pathway of destruction.  Never knowing what will emotion we will go through next!  So gentlemen when ya boo start acting up, give her a break!  Go to CVS get some Kleenex, chocolate, chips or something salty, Midol, and most important clear the crib of ANYTHING that could be used as a weapon.   Just lay low and basically disappear till this passes.  Trust me it's much better this way...no one get's physically hurt and you don't think bout putting ya boo in a straight jacket.

Don't Ker- BottleBlonde