Since When Are You a Mavs Fan?

  Go MAVS!  Have to cheer our team on first of all.  Don't you just love those people who all the sudden during the finals, playoffs, etc. they instantly become involved in sports.  Now I cannot lie I could give a rat's arce about basketball, I am more of a football and baseball fan.  Yes of course, I have been watching them play in finals... BUT do I feel the need to become Mrs. Maverick, NO I DO NOT.  Just when prompted by others do I even bring up the Mavs or occassionally I will comment oh yeah good game last night.  And that's it, because honestly I just don't care, it's not my sport.
  Now let me tell you about the typcial instant fan.  One day this boughey chick starts ranting and raving about the mavs to the point of where she is imitating Dirk's shooting stance...OK now WHAT?  Wait a minute you don't even watch sports not EVER!  Maybe if there was some interesting reality show about them, yeah then maybe you might but No....NO MA'AM you don't know the first thing about sports.  But, yet you feel the need to harrass everyone about wearing the Mavs colors on game days?????  Yeah right!!! Like you would EVER wear any Mav gear, well only if they sell it at Sak's or Neimans then MAYBE and only then would you even consider wearing it.
  As if this isn't bad enough, I don't think this chick has even seen ONE game the whole season until the Mavs got into the finals.  I tell you it is pure entertainment and trust me I am not the only person that recognizes this instant Mavs fan obession.  It is SUCH the Dallas thing to do OMG.....way to be a douche....good job you got that part covered fo sho! 
  Well ok I am over it and I can't wait till the finals are over so this chick will shut the hell up and go back to talking about all the other boughey non-important shit she poisons are minds with on a daily basis.  God forbid there wasn't a reality show on, I honestly don't know what she would do...........HUMAN CONTACT?????   MAYBE??????  OMG????? WHAT THE F*** is THAT??????  

Hope the Mavs pull it off tonight......

Dont Ker-BottleBlonde